I found this silly list of "crunchy" mom things from this site. :)
You Might be a Crunchy Mom if…
*You make everything from bug spray to cleaning supplies.
You have 1 or more children sleeping in your bed/bedroom.
*You use a cup or Mama Cloth during your menstrual cycle.
*You consumed your placenta.
You have thrown or been invited to a chicken pox party.
*You swear breast milk and coconut oil can cure anything.
*You plan to homeschool or unschool.
*Your going out shirts must be nursing friendly.
*You dream of visiting “The Farm”.
*You can pronounce quinoa, tempeh and seitan.
You use Family Cloth instead of toilet paper.
You drink kefir and kombucha.
*You buy white distilled vinegar by the gallon.
*You kids aren't the only family members that wear Baltic amber.
*You have shared breastfeeding pics on Facebook.
*You have breastfed a child that could ask for milk in a full sentence.
*You cringe when you see a “crotch dangler” baby carrier.
You are fermenting food on your counter top right now.
*You keep your kids in extended rear facing car seats until they meet weight restrictions.
*You have dreamed about starting or living in a commune.
*You have complimented a complete stranger for nursing in public.
*You have given birth at home, intentionally.
You have tried elimination communication with your baby.
*You charted your BBT and cervical mucus while trying to conceive.
You own and use a composter.
You make your own laundry detergent and use wool dryer balls.
*You know at least 3 ways to boost breastmilk supply.
*Your friends call you when looking for natural remedies.
*You own 2 or more baby wearing devices and know the difference between a wrap, a sling, and a mei tai.
*You have a medicine cabinet without medicine in it.
*You are an intactivist and you don’t have a son.
You have gone no poo.
*Your children are on a delayed, selective, or nonexistent vaccination schedule.
You drink green smoothies or juice your vegetables.
*You use cloth diapers and wipes. Bonus points if you made them yourself.
*You have watched “The Business of Being Born.”
*You think a chicken coop would be an awesome backyard addition.
You make your own granola.
- See more at: http://www.crunchymoms.com/you-might-be-a-crunchy-mom-if/#sthash.VjCfz5u7.dpuf
I totally thought this was hilarious! :)
